faux.js

/* eslint-disable no-unused-vars */
var document = {};
var navigator = function() {
  this.geolocation = function() {
    this.getCurrentPosition = function() {
      this.coords = {latitude: '', longitude: '' };
      return this;
    };
    return this;
  };
  return this;
};
function $() {
  if (!(this instanceof $)) {
    return new $();
  }
}
function returnThis() { return this; }
function return$() { return $; }
var methods = [
  'add',
  'addBack',
  'addClass',
  'after',
  'ajaxComplete',
  'ajaxError',
  'ajaxSend',
  'ajaxStart',
  'ajaxStop',
  'ajaxSuccess',
  'andSelf',
  'animate',
  'append',
  'appendTo',
  'attr',
  'before',
  'bind',
  'blur',
  'callbacksadd',
  'callbacksdisable',
  'callbacksdisabled',
  'callbacksempty',
  'callbacksfire',
  'callbacksfired',
  'callbacksfireWith',
  'callbackshas',
  'callbackslock',
  'callbackslocked',
  'callbacksremove',
  'change',
  'children',
  'clearQueue',
  'click',
  'clone',
  'closest',
  'contents',
  'context',
  'css',
  'data',
  'dblclick',
  'delay',
  'delegate',
  'dequeue',
  'detach',
  'die',
  'each',
  'empty',
  'end',
  'eq',
  'error',
  'fadeIn',
  'fadeOut',
  'fadeTo',
  'fadeToggle',
  'filter',
  'find',
  'finish',
  'first',
  'focus',
  'focusin',
  'focusout',
  'get',
  'has',
  'hasClass',
  'height',
  'hide',
  'hover',
  'html',
  'index',
  'innerHeight',
  'innerWidth',
  'insertAfter',
  'insertBefore',
  'is',
  'jQuery',
  'jquery',
  'keydown',
  'keypress',
  'keyup',
  'last',
  'length',
  'live',
  'load',
  'load',
  'map',
  'mousedown',
  'mouseenter',
  'mouseleave',
  'mousemove',
  'mouseout',
  'mouseover',
  'mouseup',
  'next',
  'nextAll',
  'nextUntil',
  'not',
  'off',
  'offset',
  'offsetParent',
  'on',
  'one',
  'outerHeight',
  'outerWidth',
  'parent',
  'parents',
  'parentsUntil',
  'position',
  'prepend',
  'prependTo',
  'prev',
  'prevAll',
  'prevUntil',
  'promise',
  'prop',
  'pushStack',
  'queue',
  'ready',
  'remove',
  'removeAttr',
  'removeClass',
  'removeData',
  'removeProp',
  'replaceAll',
  'replaceWith',
  'resize',
  'scroll',
  'scrollLeft',
  'scrollTop',
  'select',
  'selector',
  'serialize',
  'serializeArray',
  'show',
  'siblings',
  'size',
  'slice',
  'slideDown',
  'slideToggle',
  'slideUp',
  'stop',
  'submit',
  'text',
  'toArray',
  'toggle',
  'toggle',
  'toggleClass',
  'trigger',
  'triggerHandler',
  'unbind',
  'undelegate',
  'unload',
  'unwrap',
  'val',
  'width',
  'wrap',
  'wrapAll',
  'wrapInner'
];

var statics = [
  'ajax',
  'ajaxPrefilter',
  'ajaxSetup',
  'ajaxTransport',
  'boxModel',
  'browser',
  'Callbacks',
  'contains',
  'cssHooks',
  'cssNumber',
  'data',
  'Deferred',
  'dequeue',
  'each',
  'error',
  'extend',
  'fnextend',
  'fxinterval',
  'fxoff',
  'get',
  'getJSON',
  'getScript',
  'globalEval',
  'grep',
  'hasData',
  'holdReady',
  'inArray',
  'isArray',
  'isEmptyObject',
  'isFunction',
  'isNumeric',
  'isPlainObject',
  'isWindow',
  'isXMLDoc',
  'makeArray',
  'map',
  'merge',
  'noConflict',
  'noop',
  'now',
  'param',
  'parseHTML',
  'parseJSON',
  'parseXML',
  'post',
  'proxy',
  'queue',
  'removeData',
  'sub',
  'support',
  'trim',
  'type',
  'unique',
  'when',
  'always',
  'done',
  'fail',
  'isRejected',
  'isResolved',
  'notify',
  'notifyWith',
  'pipe',
  'progress',
  'promise',
  'reject',
  'rejectWith',
  'resolve',
  'resolveWith',
  'state',
  'then',
  'currentTarget',
  'data',
  'delegateTarget',
  'isDefaultPrevented',
  'isImmediatePropagationStopped',
  'isPropagationStopped',
  'metaKey',
  'namespace',
  'pageX',
  'pageY',
  'preventDefault',
  'relatedTarget',
  'result',
  'stopImmediatePropagation',
  'stopPropagation',
  'target',
  'timeStamp',
  'type',
  'which'
];

var $Proto = {};
methods.forEach(method => $Proto[method] = returnThis);
statics.forEach(staticMeth => $[staticMeth] = return$);
$.prototype = Object.create($);